1. moonager:

    One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

    (Source: totalhunk, via totally-adorkable)

     
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  4. sassykardashian:

    YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

    (Source: versacesquad, via suspend)

     

  5. alegbra:

    i can’t take the word “weiner” seriously because it just reminds me of the weimar republic, germany’s failed attempt at a democratic government in 1919 whose hyperinflation and unemployment rates set the stage for hitler’s rise to power

    (via pommlinson)

     
  6. innapropri8:

    Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

    (Source: futubandera, via naturallynautical)

     

  7. princeowl:

    spooky-spiderwebs:

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    mygarrison:

    tescosfinest:

    AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

    WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

    imageheaven

    HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S

    who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere 

    (via harrystylesdark)

     
  8. bitchussy:

    halloween omg no this is beautiful 

    (Source: chelsahhdelic, via onthetwentiethofmay)

     
  9. worldofthecutestcuties:

    Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

    (via happier-health-and-fitness)

     
  10. blshiit:

    DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

    (via breebagley)